KnowBetterWithF.I.D

My girlfriend told me she discovered a new game and she wants us to play, that we should ask each other questions and anybody who looses will open his/her phone password for each other and you are only meant to pick one out of two options that will be given for any question, and anybody can back out of the game at any time.

I agreed just to make her happy since we are in a season of valentine. Mumu me, I forgot women are very crafty, she said she will ask the first question and I should choose one out of the two options she will give, I said okay, and she asked me; is orange a fruit or a color? I started sweating profusely, how i wan take give this babe my phone without password? That valentine and love will turn sour now now, I started calculating how stupid I was to even agree to play a game that I don’t understand the rules in the first place because of love that has now landed me in deep trouble.

My mind should have told me that this babe had an agenda, love no gree me think straight…ladies and gents! lemme give you an update of my whereabout now like this…I have been in the toilet since yesterday and she is waiting for me patiently in the parlor for a comprehensive and detailed explanation of the happenings in my phone.

The worst part of the matter is immediately I removed my password and handed my phone to her, she said she will not play again, so I didn’t even get a chance to play the game, she played me and made a very huge monkey out of me, abeg, can anybody teach me how to pretend that you have fainted? So that I go just comot from toilet and feign serious fainting for am?